Funny Shayari... New Collection

Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi

Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow

Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon

Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya, Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??

Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha Lo aaj main bhee Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya.

Teri zulf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar mudaa deeya to sawera ho jayega

Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya

Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hain... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hain

Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai

Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele  ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain

Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno Mujhe shair nahi aata kisi aur se suno.

Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal

Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib Itni raat gaye kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib La, phawda muze de de !!

Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.

Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen' Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hog

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

Aur bhi bahut si cheezain lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya doostoon ne ishq furmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

Mard taange waala Hoon main mard taaange wala Mujhe teacher kya marega Main to hoon principal ka saaala

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

Jahaan gaaye the khushiyon ke taraane, Muqaddar dekhiye roye wahiin par Hue masjid se Gum juute hamaare, JahaaN se paaye the, khoye wahiin par

Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

Khud ko kar buland itnaa Kay Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche Aur khuda tumse puche Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise

Birdy, birdy in the sky Why you poo poo in my eye I didn't sigh, i didn't cry Thank God, Cow's don't fly !

Apple kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se

Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye, Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai, Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai.

Two Liners Shayari

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi

In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi

Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale

Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai

Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain

Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se

Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai

In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto

Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad

Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi

Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar hai

Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala

Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah

Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki

Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho

Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum

Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi

Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi

Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi

Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai

Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke

Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai

Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain

Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey

Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam

In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain

Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana

Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain

Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki

Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti

Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney

Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum

Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai...

Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali...

Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya

Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare

Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai

Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye

Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay

Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.

Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum

Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi

Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain

Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai

Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho

Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin hain hum

Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala

Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Tujhko Sawaab Hoga

Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain