“ Exam anthem
hum honge all pass
hum honge all pass
honge all pass 1 din
ho ho.
Likhte hai bakwas
fir bhi hai vishwas
paper kiya hai jakaas
hum honge all pass 1 din. ”
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“ 3 rules of college
1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent. ”
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“ examination is garden ,success is flower,
god bless you with power to pluck this flower..... ”
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“ An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. ”
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“ Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna ”
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“ Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. ”
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“ Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain... ”
