“ jab teri yaad aati hai to tere SMS padh leti hu
jab jyada yaad aati hai to SMS bhej deti hu
jab teri awaj sunna chahti hu
to ek pathhar utha ke kutte ko maar deti hu ”
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“ Koi Naya MSG Hai Kya..
Agar Hai To..
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..
..
..
..
..
To Please 'DELETE' Kar Do,

Kyuki.. Jab MSG Bhejna Nahi Hai,
To Rakh Ke Kya Karoge...? ”
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“ As Per The Weather Report There Is A Chance 4 Heavy Rain 4The Next 2 Days...

Use This Rare Opportunity..!

Don't Miss This Chance...!

Acche Se "NAHA-LENA". ”
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“ U stole my memories-i Excused u!
U stole my my laugh-i Excused u!
U stole my my smile-i Excused u!
But this is too much
"Mere kutte ka biscuit kutte ko wapas karo." ”
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“ Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. ”
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“ Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! ”
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“ Who Wants 2 B A
�MILLIONAIRE�

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you! ”
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“ 4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. ”
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If today anyone praises u for your good looks, nature, style, attitude, Kick them off....




How dare they fool u before 1st April!!
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Sone ki Lanka Rawan k pas thi,fir b Karan ko
Daanvir kaha jata hai ,Ussi tarah mahenga
mobile to aap k paas bhi h lekin MSG KING to hame hi kaha jata hai..
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“If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.”
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A miserand a liar bargain quickly.
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We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.
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Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.
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Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.
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He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.
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no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!
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This is not fair? how could u do this? Didn't expect this from u!!

u didnt even tell me?

today u took bath it seems.

Do u like me as i am?

or

do i have to....

request GOD to improve ur taste ;)
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Hey i saw u in TV, how Beautiful u r, how smart u r, how cute u r, how nice u r, but, i dont know why u r coming only in "ANIMAL PLANET"
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In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart.
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Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up
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Fall in river;there is always a boat.

Fall in well;there is always a rope.

But don't ever fall in love;there is absolutely no hope!

Cheers to all the FLIRTS
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You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.

Friend: Wow, you really think so?

You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.
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You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.
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You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
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Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
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You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
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You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
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Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
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As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
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Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
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I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
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If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
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Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
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Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
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Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
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If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor
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Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
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U found a genie in a bottle & he said 2 u 'Name me ur wish' n you said 'make me gorgeous' he replied 'I grant wishes, not miracles!'

Love SMS Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

You are like a present
on a special day.
You are like sunshine
when the clouds are gray.
When I need you -
you are always there.
We talk about life and
you always seem to care.
Your laughter is such
music to my ears.
When I’m sad you
help me dry my tears.
We are so much alike.
We sing the same songs.
Our bond of friendship
continues to grow strong.
You came into my life
when I needed a friend.
I pray we’ll be together
until the very end.
We are open with each other
We feel a need to share.
I just want to let you know
just how much I care.
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Each morning I wake up,
You’re the first thought on my mind.
Looking to put my arms around you,
But there’s nothing to find.
I realize you’re not there
And again sadness sets in.
It’s a bad situation,
Neither of us can win.
I miss you so badly,
The smile on your face.
The warmth of your body
And how you radiate OUR place.
I miss the look in your eyes
In the bright morning sun.
Thinking of how to make you happy,
A smile on your face tells me I’ve won.
As you can probably tell,
I’m not having a great day.
I keep thinking how much I miss you
In each and every way.
Words aren’t enough
To say how I feel.
There’s never a doubt
My feelings are real
I know that I love you
I miss you so much.
The feelings of your kiss,
The feel of you touch.
I promise not to take for granted
The love that we share
I promise not to forget
To show how much I care
I want and need you
As part of my life
It’s the reason I asked you
And want you to be my wife.
I miss you today
As much as the day before.
You’re the only one
I want to adore.
Have I made my point,
Can you understand?
I need your love,
I want your hand.
Thinking of you
Is all that I do.
I’ve told you many times,
This is nothing new.
So I’ll finish this up
Just hoping that you knew
I love you so much
I miss you
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I can’t wait to see you!
I miss you so much!
You always make me laugh.
Without you, my world is upside-down.
You hold the key to my heart.
I can’t wait to hug you!
Hugs and kisses for you.
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In the beginning
It was great
You opened my eyes
And showed me fate.
You were there for me
When times got tough
Made me believe
You were more than enough.
I pictured us having
A future together
The look in your eyes
Made me believe we’d be forever.
You lead me through
A different door
Showed me I
Was worth much more.
Thought you earned
The key to my heart
Never would have thought
You’d rip it apart.
You told me you loved me
And that you care
When I needed you the most
You weren’t even there.
I know I’ve made
Mistakes that were bad
But I never gave up on
What we once had.
Now I wish I had
Someone to hug and hold
To keep me warm
When I get cold.
I need someone who’d
Make me smile
One that wouldn’t
Hesitate to go the extra mile.
I want him to tell me
That everything’s all right
To stay with me
Through the day and night.
I need you to tell me
What I should say or do
Because I don’t want to go
Through life without you.
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Love is forever between
two hearts that share it…
As eternal as the tide
that breaks upon the shore.
Sometimes I can hardly believe
I’ve found someone like you–
Someone who’s caring, sensitive,
And fun to be with, too.
Sometimes when I look at you
I think of what we’ve shared,
And treasure all the memories
of special ways you’ve cared…
And sometimes when I think of
All the joy we’ll find together,
I know how happy I will be
Just loving you forever.
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Falling in love with you,
No turning back,
Finally I feel
Like my life is on track.
Your love affects me
Like nothing I’ve seen,
Nothing will part us,
Let nothing between.
With you everything
Just falls into place,
Being with you,
I love to feel your embrace.
With you all time stops,
No cares on this earth,
I can never tell you enough
How much you are worth.
I feel your heart beat
With each breath that you take,
Each time you touch me,
My knees start to quake.
The light of the moon
And the stars can’t compare
To my love for you,
To you only I’ll share.
I think about you
Day in and day out,
I finally know now
What love is all about.
The moments I’m with you
I can not explain,
These feelings for you
I can not contain.
Please tell me you’ll love me
Til the end of your days,
I want you to know
You set my heart ablaze.
You are the air that I breathe
And without you I’d die,
To be with you for always
Is on what I rely.
My heart wants to explode
From these feelings brand new,
It’s covered in love
Like the fresh morning dew.
It’s filled with desire
To love you forever,
It’s want is to hold you,
And let go, I’ll never!
I’ll never stop loving you,
I’ll never forsake,
Even the thought
Makes my soul start to ache.
I’ll be here for you
Until all time will end,
My lover, my soul mate,
My very best friend.
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To let some one realize your importance
try to stay away so that THEY MISS YOU..
But dont stay away for such a long time
that THEY LEARN TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU..
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I don’t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don’t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love You,’ and the way you’re always there.
To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE
I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don’t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U
God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day and I just caught one that’s so nice and true… it’s you!
What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Luv U!
Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one; Let everybody luv u but u luv one.b
Devote time to enjoy; it’s the secret of youth. Devote time for friends; it’s the path to happiness. Devote time to luv n b loved; it’s the source of pleasure.
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
A bell is no bell ’til u ring it, a song is no song ’til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay-luv isn’t luv ’til you give it away
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.
If sumone throws a stone towards u, throw luv towards him but if sumone throw luv towards u, then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone
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kisi ne chura liya kyun mujhe dikhte nahi,
hai mujhse roothkar chup-chaap baithe kahi,
kyu is mousam mein aati hai bahut yaad,
aur kaha kho gayi hu main dil lagane ke baad.
Dil Mein Basa Ke Rakhna
Hothon pe pyaar ka tarana rakhna,
dil mein pyaar ka fasana rakhna,
hum dil-o jaan se chahte hain aapko,
bus hume apne dil mein basa ke rakhna.
Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.
LOG MUHABBAT KO KHUDA KA NAAM DETE HAIN,
AUR AGAR KARO TO ILZAAM DETE HAIN,
WO DO DILON KO MILA TO NAHIN SAKTE,
PAR EK-DUSRE KO ZUDAA ZAROOR KAR DETE HAIN.
AASHIKON KE DIL ME SAMANDAR HOTA HAI,
ISKI HAR BOOND ME ISHQ HOTA HAI,
JAB YE FOOT PADTA HAI AANKHON SE,
TO ISE ROK PAANAA BADA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI.
IN ANKHO KO DEKH KAR CHAAND BHI SHARMA JAYE….
AYE JAANAM HUMARI GUJARISH ZARA SUN LO….
APNI PALKEN JHUKAYE HI RAKHNA…….
KAHIN HUMSE KOI KHATA NA HO JAYE….
Aap soch rahe hai ki aap ko bhula rakha hai,
aap ko dil mein chhupa rakha hai,
koi dekh na le aapko isiliye,
aankhon ki palkon ko jhukha rakha hai….
apni agooosh main ik rooz chupa loo muj ko…
gham-e-dunya se maree dost bacha loo muj ko…
unn ko de di hai isharoon main ijjazat main ne….
mangnay se na millon to chura loo muj ko…
Mari Chahtain Tum Se
meri chahtain tum sy alag kab hain….
dill ki battain tum se chuppi kab hain….
tum sath rahoo dill main dharkan ki jagga…
phir zindagi ko sansoo ki zaroorat kab hai…
JIS SHAAM:
JIS SHAAM MERE LAB PAR TERA NAAM NA AAYE,
KHUDA KARE AISI SHAAM NA AAYE….
AYE JAAN-E-SHAHIL YE KABHI MUMKIN HI NAHIN,
MAIN GHAZAL LIKHUN AUR TERA NAAM NA AAYE.
RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE :
CHAAND AGAR NIKAL AAYE,
TO YE RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE
TUM BHI AGAR AA JAO KAREEB,
TO MAUSAM AUR BHI RUMANI HO JAYE.
AB AUR NA TADPAO AA BHI JAAO..
Raat hogi to chand bhi dhuai dege,
khayalo mai tumhe wo chehre dikhayi dege,
ye mohabbat hai zara sonch ke karna,
ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega……..
pyaar phoolon se ladi ek daali hai…
pyaar shabnam ke rukh ki laali hai…
haar kar bhi jeetta hai wo…
pyaar ki reet hi nirali hai….
jidhar dekhta hoon…tu aathi nazar hain…
dil aur jaan hain tu hi…tu hi jighar hain…
tuje poojtha hoon mein…tuje kya khabar hain…
tere pyaar par mujpe hua ye asar hain…
yaad ko yaad karoo to yaad bankar rah jaunga….
saath tere choda to pyaar bankar rah jaunga…
tere bina ek pal kaise katunga ye bata…
ye jhilmil si aankhein main kise dikhaunga ye bata…
Aankhen unchi hui to dua ban gayi,
aankhen nichi hui to haya ban gayi,
jo jhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi,
aur uth kar jhuki to ADAA ban gayi.
teri awaaz ne mujpar ya asar kar diya….
mohabbat meri tapdapti thi isi soch mein….
kabhi na suna tha is beghane ko…..
fhir bhi ek kashish si ranj paida karti thi….
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There are many miles between us,
But our hearts see not the distance.
Drawing our love even closer,
On this my heart it is insistent.
When we talk my heart sings,
You’ll never know the happiness it brings.
Just to hear a word from you,
Keeps my heart from being blue.
I love you truly, yes I do.
I forever want to be with you.
For now I’ll settle for the phone,
But know it’s in your dreams that I belong
Longing for the day we greet,
Two loving hearts will then get to meet.
Never more to be apart,
Knowing it was long distance we got our start.

Irritating Sms

Hum Bigadte Hai To Bhuchaal Aajata Hai,
Hum Machalte Hai To Toofan Machal Jaata Hai,
Humko Na Karo Koshish Badalneki,
Hum Badalte Hai To ITIHAAS BADAL JAATA Hai…
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From Monday To Sunday
January To December,
Birth To Death,
My Feelings About You Will Never Change,
To Me You Were,
You Are
And You Always Be A
.
.
.
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Good Morning,
Have You Done Two Of The Most Important Things When U Wake Up Today?
1) Pray, So That U May Live,
2) TAKE A BATH- So That Others Can Live…
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I wanted to kill the
SWEETEST
SMARTEST and
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL person
on earth,
but then I thought.
.
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.
.
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Earth may stop rotating,
birds may stop flying,
candles may stop melting,
fishes may stop swimming,
heart may stop beating,
but I’ll never stop
.
.
.
.
.
.

April Fool Day SMS

Hi Good News…. Be happy
India has qualified for Beijing Olympics Hockey because Pakistan was caught for
drugs……………
Check NDTV news………………..below link
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Ha ha ah I made you April Fool!!!!
Still you are having hopes ?
April fool in Advance ……………..
If Today Anyone
Talks & Praises
You For Your
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,
Kick Them Off.
How Dare They
FOOL U
Before
April 1st.
A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
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31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”