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Bandar ki pappi

Jo haare woh jail ke andar
Jo SMS bheje usko jaadu ki jappi,
Jo na bheje usko bandar ki pappi……. …..
“ The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u. ”
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“ One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!** ”
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“ Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile... ”
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“ Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around. ”
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“ Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,
Auro ko to thik ham ko bhi tabah kiya,
Pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bevafai ko,
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya. ”
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“ Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju,
Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju. ”
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“ Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying
Tumse baat kare tho I keep trying
Jab thu door jaye I feel like crying
Are itna tension math lo I was joking. ”
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“ Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
TALWAR mein kya rakha hai
ki na ho takleef,
ki na ho takleef,
Mujhe sir jhukane ki
aur tumhein TALWAR Uthaaney ki”
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“ Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free. ”
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“ Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..


Confused???


Read the above numbers in punjabi. ”
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“ If I could be any part of you, I�d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. ”

Cool SMS

“ Jab 92% tension ho,
14% akelapan ho,
31% mushkil ho,
21% dukhi ho,
11 % miss kar rahe ho,
to in sab ko milkar dial kar dena problem solve ho jayegi ”
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“ Love is the second mistake created by god.
Ofcourse girls are the First.
But the fact is that both are beautiful mistakes. ”
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“ ek din phool se kisi ne puchha, Tune to di khusbu, Tujhe kya mila..Tab phool ne haskar kaha dene ke baad lena to ek vyapar hai. Jo dekar bhi kuchh na mange vo PYAR hai. ”
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“ close your eyes & imagine
chand ka bed taron ki razai
aur phoolon ka takiya!
nice na? now come back
to earth & sleep on your
khatiya...good night...
manoj soni 9827641719 ”
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“ If u can solve ur problem, then what's the need of worrying? If u can't solve it, then what is the use of worrying? Good Luck!”
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“ The 4 ways to reach God: Luk back & thank God. Luk forward & trust God. Luk around & serve God. Luk within & find God.”
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“ God knows ur future. He may not reveal it to u, but he'll walk with u & the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.”
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“ Start the work in the name of God, Do the work with the help of God, Finish the work with thanks to God coz he decides, gives and makes everything possible.”
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“ Trust shud be like the Feeling that the one year old baby has... When you throw him in the air, he laughs coz he knows u'll catch him, without falling.”
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“ If life is a game, I pray you always win.
If life is a journey, I pray you walk on roses.
If life is full of joy, I pray you always smile. ”
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“ Two things always in life to be remembered.
1.Don't take any decisions when you are Angry.
2.Don't make any promises when you are Happy.... ”
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“ "I TRUST YOU" is a better complement than "I LOVE YOU".
Because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust. ”
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“ It's ordinary to to love the marvellous. But it's marvellous to love the ordinary. Because Anyone can love a rose. But it takes a great deal to love a leaf. ”
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“ When we were kids we always wanted to grow up...Its now that we realize that wounded knees were better than broken hearts. ”
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“ What is more painful? When a person whom u trust, hurts u Or the person whom u hurted still TRUSTS you.
Think about it....... ”
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“ SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.”
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“ I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!! ”
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“ Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new! ”
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“ An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit. ”

Cool SMS

“ Jab 92% tension ho,
14% akelapan ho,
31% mushkil ho,
21% dukhi ho,
11 % miss kar rahe ho,
to in sab ko milkar dial kar dena problem solve ho jayegi ”
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“ Love is the second mistake created by god.
Ofcourse girls are the First.
But the fact is that both are beautiful mistakes. ”
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“ ek din phool se kisi ne puchha, Tune to di khusbu, Tujhe kya mila..Tab phool ne haskar kaha dene ke baad lena to ek vyapar hai. Jo dekar bhi kuchh na mange vo PYAR hai. ”
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“ close your eyes & imagine
chand ka bed taron ki razai
aur phoolon ka takiya!
nice na? now come back
to earth & sleep on your
khatiya...good night...
manoj soni 9827641719 ”
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“ If u can solve ur problem, then what's the need of worrying? If u can't solve it, then what is the use of worrying? Good Luck!”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ The 4 ways to reach God: Luk back & thank God. Luk forward & trust God. Luk around & serve God. Luk within & find God.”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ God knows ur future. He may not reveal it to u, but he'll walk with u & the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ Start the work in the name of God, Do the work with the help of God, Finish the work with thanks to God coz he decides, gives and makes everything possible.”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ Trust shud be like the Feeling that the one year old baby has... When you throw him in the air, he laughs coz he knows u'll catch him, without falling.”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ If life is a game, I pray you always win.
If life is a journey, I pray you walk on roses.
If life is full of joy, I pray you always smile. ”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ Two things always in life to be remembered.
1.Don't take any decisions when you are Angry.
2.Don't make any promises when you are Happy.... ”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ "I TRUST YOU" is a better complement than "I LOVE YOU".
Because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust. ”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ It's ordinary to to love the marvellous. But it's marvellous to love the ordinary. Because Anyone can love a rose. But it takes a great deal to love a leaf. ”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ When we were kids we always wanted to grow up...Its now that we realize that wounded knees were better than broken hearts. ”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ What is more painful? When a person whom u trust, hurts u Or the person whom u hurted still TRUSTS you.
Think about it....... ”
----------------------------------------------------------
“ SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.”
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“ I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!! ”
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“ Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new! ”
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“ An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit. ”

"CHAND SA CHEHRA"

CHAND SA CHEHRA ZULF JAISE GHATAYEIN
CHEHRE SE HATA DO, TO CHANDNI HO JAYE
HAI AANKHON ME MASTI HASEEN HAI ADAAYEIN
BADAN KI KHUSHBOO SE TERI HUM MADHOSH HO JAYE
UFF! YE TERE NAKHRE TERA SHARMANA AAYE-HAAYE
TU JO MUSHKURA DE, TO HOSH KHO JAYE
LABZON ME HAI MOHABBAT
HOTHON PE HAI NAZAKAT
HOTHON SE CHHULUN TUJHKO TO HAR ZAKHM KHO JAYE
KHUDA KI TU QAYAMAT
BAAHON ME TERI JANNAT
BAAHON ME LE LU TUJHKO TO ZINDAGI HO JAYE
Tu na kha kasam mere yaara,
teri gal da unjh hi atibar bathera hai,
hun lod kise di ki sanu ,bus ik hi yaar bathere hai,
tuu akkhan aage hasde rahe ,
tera mukh e sanu sawera hai,
ki karne tohfe v yaara ,
sanu tan tera hasda hoyea mukhra hiee bathera hai............
if u care for me,
i"ll cre for u,
if u msg me,
i"ll msg u,
if forget me,
i"m sorry dear
kahani me twist,
i"ll always remember u

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

onderful Couples
in this World..

Heart & Beats..
Night & Moon..

Music & Songs..
Roses & Loves..

Fish & Water..

My SMS
&
Your SMILE.

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you

i love " u " ... i love " u " ...
i love " u " ... i love " u " ...
hey ... don't get excited
i love other alphabets too !

Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai
Pagalpan to sirf ek bahana hai
Ek baar haskar, muskurakar toh dekho
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai.

woh PYAAR kya....jis mein judai nahi?
woh ISHQ kya,,,.jis mein judai nahi?
woh JAAN kya....jis mein ruh nahi?
woh DIL kya,,,,jis mein tu nahi

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? AAre baba, I am asking that u Miss me na?

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.

If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't!

I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.
A boy puts his location in a girls destination.
Do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

Flirt SMS

Uthalo Dupatte Ko Zameense
Kahin Daag Na Lag Jaye,
Pardeme Rakho Chehreko
Kahin Duniyame Aag Na Lag Jaye…
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I Asked God For A Flower,
He Gave Me A Garden.
I Asked God For A Tree,
He Gave Me A Forest.
I Asked God For A Sea,
He Gave Me Ocean.
I Asked God For An Angel
He Gave Me YOU…
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I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U!
The sun for the day,
the moon for the night and you forever!
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Pyar kar to ek se kar,
Ho sake to kisi nek se kar,
Jab tak na mile sacha dilbar
Kamse kam try to harek pe kar…
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I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose
And then I looked at you
And I kept looking at you
coz the rose arn’t as beautiful as you
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soch raha tha k jawab kya bheju,
aap jaise dost ko toofa kya bheju,
guldasta bhejna to bewakufi hogi,
kyu k jo khud gulab hai use gulab kya bheju
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Mast Nazronse Dekh Lena Tha
Agar TaManna Thi AzManeki,
HuM To Yun Hi Behosh Ho Jaate
Kya Zaroorat Thi Muskurane Ki..
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Uske ankhonke khumarse dar lagta hai,
Apne dil-e-bekararse dar lagta hai,
Baat tumse to hum kabki kar lete,
Par aapke inkarse dar lagta hai…
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Hume tumse Love hai
please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
please ise fuse na karna!!!
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Nazar nazar me har nazar ko ek nazarki talash thi
Nazarse nazar mili aur ye nazar wahi nazar thi
Jis nazar ki is nazarko talash thi…

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