Computer Series ... New

Ghayal hai scanner mera , koi dava to dila do Kuch na sahi to bas ek mail - id dila do.

Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki laga do in projects par baazi apne jaan ki

Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain Aap mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahen hain?

Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki.. Agar mail nahi to koi junk hi sahi..

Is 1 mahino me yahan mujhe kuch nahin mila Mail to kya ek visiting card bhi muskil se mila.

Seedha to khada rah Hamesha hilta rahta hai Kuch kaam bhi kar hamesha game khelta hai Seedha to khada rah hamesha hilta rahta hai Kuch program bhi likh hamesha net-surf karta rahta hai

company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain problem ye hai ki bus voh read only hain

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Shift+delete kar doonga

shayad mere pyar ko taste   karna bhool gaye   dil sey aisa cut kiya   ke paste karna bhool gaye

woh samajhte hain dil tod diya   to hum dead hain   woh nahin jaante ki is dil main   aur kitne thread hain

tumhare samne hain itney item   kabhi hamein bhi pick karo   hamare pyar ke icon pe   kabhi to tum double click karo

roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 error but 5 warning

Shadi Se Pahle or Shadi ke Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti Shaadi ke baad - takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :( Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :) Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :) Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :) Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :) Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :) Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :) Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :) Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :) Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :) Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :) Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :) Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :) Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :) Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :) Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun? :(

New ADS Shayari... 2

Tum aa gaye ho, noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen....

mein tere pyar mein kya kya na bana meena kabhi bana kutta kabhi kameena

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao.

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Sin (Theta) / Cos(Theta) =Tan(Theta)

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....

Teri aankhen hain ya gahari jhil..... Teri aankhen hain ya gahari jhil..... Vishwas nahin hota to 'Chhapaaaaak'

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to..... Mashook: Darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai... kyon na use wahin rahne diya jaye... main doobonga to sahara dega......

Kuch Arz Kiya Hai... Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, (kya baat hai..) Sin theta by Cos theta equal to Tan theta... (Wah Wah..)

Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, Sin theta by Cos theta equal to tan theta, Tan ki shakti Man ki shakti Bournvitaa (Waaah, Waaaah..)

Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela, Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)

New ADS Shayari... 1

Kyu rakhu me ab apni kalam me shahi
jab koi arman dil me machalta hi nahi,
Na jane kyu sabhi shak karte he mujh par
jab koi sukha phool meri kitab me milta hi nahi,
Kashish to bahut hai mere pyar me
magar kya karu ek patthar dil pigalta hi nahi,
Agar khuda mile to usse apna pyar mangugi
magar suna hai woh marne se pehle milta hi nahi.     . .

Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe
"chikne, tum right ho", Aisi apni Wife ho.     . .

Aamaan me kali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj phir gharwali se maar khai hai,
kehti hai sudhar jao,
Par!! Meri galti nahin,
kaamwali aaj phir bina bra k aai hai.     . .

Main Brahmachari, Tu Brahmachari,
Jidhar dekhi nari, Udhar line mari,
Pati to pat gayi, Nahin to phir se Brahmachari     . .

Dum ghut raha hai meraa, Saans nahi milti,
Kehnaa to chahtaa hoon bahut kuchh, Per aavaaz nahi milti..
Pyaasi hai rooh meri, Barsaat nahi milti,
Khudaa to hai, Per mann maangi muraad nahi milti,
Ajeeb bechaini hai, Ajeeb betaabi hai,
Hothon pe hai pyaas, Dil mein udaasi hai..
Khoyi si aankhein hain, Khoyi si sannsein bhi,
Uljhe se hai sawaal kai, Soyi si dhadkan hai..     . .

Ravan: mai bhiksha de
Lady: le lo
Ravan: rekha par karo (she crosed)
Ravan: ha! ha! ha! mein bhikshuk nahi ravan hu
Lady: ha! ha! ha! mein bhi sita nahi kaamwali hu     . .

Din ke saath raat nahi hoti,
Sitaron se dil ki baat nahi hoti,
Jinko hum chahte hai,
Khuda jaane unse mulakaat kyo nahi hoti. Deepali     . . .

Samander bhar Syllabus hai,
Nadi bhar padhte hai,
Bucket bhar Yaad rahta hai,
Mug bhar Likhte hai,
Chullu bhar Marks milte hai,
Jisme Doob kar marte hai.         . . .

Phoolon ki har kali KHUSHBU de aapko,
suraj ki har kiran ROSHNI de aapko,
Hum kuch bhi dene ke layak nahi lakin,
Denewala sub kuch de aapko.         . . .

Us din khuda ne bhi jasn manaya hoga,
Jis din fursat se apko banaya hoga,
Ankho se uske bhi nikle honge ansu,
Jab tumko yaha bhejkar khud ko akela paya hoga.     . . .

Aap ki awaaz ne mujh par ye asar kar diya,
Pyar mera tapdap ta tha isi soch mein,
Kabhi na suni thi aisi pyari awaaz,
Ek kashish si rahti hai sunne ke liye.     . . .

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hai,
Pyaar se nahi ruswai se darte hai,
Milne ki to bohat chahat hai,
par Milne ke baad judaai se darte hai.       . . . .

Tabiyat thik nahi thi tantrik ko dikhaya,
Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai,
kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo thik ho jaoge,
Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.       . . . .

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye
Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi
Woh unki mummy se keha gaye.       . . . .

Dost ko bhulana galat hai,
Unhi ka zindagi bhar saath hai,
Agar bhul gaye to khali haath hai,
Aur agar saath rahe to zamana kahega: KYA BAAT HAI!   . . .

Kis kadar khoob hai dillagi aapki,
Dil me hamesha rahegi yaadein aapki,
Jabhi furshat ke lamhe milte hai hume,
Unhe lamho mai aake rula deti hai yaadein aapki!       . . . .

Tum kya jano kya hoti hai, Tanhai
Is tute hue patte se puch kya hoti hai,
Judai ko bewafai ka ilzam na de, Zalim
Is waqt se puchh ke kis waqt teri yaad na ayi.       . . . .

Aaj kuch waqt mila to samander ki gehraiyi ko dekha,
(Samandar ne kahaa)
Pyar samander ki gehraiyi mai chipa hoa anmol moti hai.
Yeh jarori nahi ush anmol moti ko har koi pehn sake.     . . .

Ye wafa ka silaa hai to koi baat nahi,
Ye dard apno ne diya hai to koi baat nahi,
Yehi bahut hai ki woh dekh rahe hai kinare se,
Hum doob bhi rahe hai to koi baat nahi.       . . . .

Pyar na aata tha tune sikha diya,
Tadpe na the itna tune tadpa diya,
Udas rehne lage hain ab to,
Roi na the kabhi tune roola diya.       . . . .

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Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus:
Aha-aha...)

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

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Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus:
Aha-aha...)

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi