If today anyone praises u for your good looks, nature, style, attitude, Kick them off....
How dare they fool u before 1st April!!
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Sone ki Lanka Rawan k pas thi,fir b Karan ko
Daanvir kaha jata hai ,Ussi tarah mahenga
mobile to aap k paas bhi h lekin MSG KING to hame hi kaha jata hai..
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“If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.â€
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A miserand a liar bargain quickly.
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We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.
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Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.
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Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.
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He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.
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no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!
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This is not fair? how could u do this? Didn't expect this from u!!
u didnt even tell me?
today u took bath it seems.
Do u like me as i am?
or
do i have to....
request GOD to improve ur taste ;)
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Hey i saw u in TV, how Beautiful u r, how smart u r, how cute u r, how nice u r, but, i dont know why u r coming only in "ANIMAL PLANET"
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In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart.
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Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up
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Fall in river;there is always a boat.
Fall in well;there is always a rope.
But don't ever fall in love;there is absolutely no hope!
Cheers to all the FLIRTS
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You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Friend: Wow, you really think so?
You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.
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You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.
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You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
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Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
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You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
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You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
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Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
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As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
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Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
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I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
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If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
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Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
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Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
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Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
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If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor
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Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
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U found a genie in a bottle & he said 2 u 'Name me ur wish' n you said 'make me gorgeous' he replied 'I grant wishes, not miracles!'
