“ jab teri yaad aati hai to tere SMS padh leti hu
jab jyada yaad aati hai to SMS bhej deti hu
jab teri awaj sunna chahti hu
to ek pathhar utha ke kutte ko maar deti hu ”
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“ Koi Naya MSG Hai Kya..
Agar Hai To..
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To Please 'DELETE' Kar Do,
Kyuki.. Jab MSG Bhejna Nahi Hai,
To Rakh Ke Kya Karoge...? ”
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“ As Per The Weather Report There Is A Chance 4 Heavy Rain 4The Next 2 Days...
Use This Rare Opportunity..!
Don't Miss This Chance...!
Acche Se "NAHA-LENA". ”
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“ U stole my memories-i Excused u!
U stole my my laugh-i Excused u!
U stole my my smile-i Excused u!
But this is too much
"Mere kutte ka biscuit kutte ko wapas karo." ”
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“ Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. ”
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“ Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! ”
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“ Who Wants 2 B A
�MILLIONAIRE�
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you! ”
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“ 4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. ”
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