“ The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u. ”
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“ One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!** ”
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“ Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile... ”
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“ Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around. ”
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“ Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,
Auro ko to thik ham ko bhi tabah kiya,
Pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bevafai ko,
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya. ”
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“ Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju,
Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju. ”
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“ Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying
Tumse baat kare tho I keep trying
Jab thu door jaye I feel like crying
Are itna tension math lo I was joking. ”
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“ Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
TALWAR mein kya rakha hai
ki na ho takleef,
ki na ho takleef,
Mujhe sir jhukane ki
aur tumhein TALWAR Uthaaney ki”
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“ Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free. ”
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“ Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi. ”
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“ If I could be any part of you, I�d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. ”
