“ Quyamat ke din farishte ne sabse kaha:-
apne apne gunah paper pe likho
sab ne apne apne gunah likhe
achanak aapki awaj aayi
Sir,
SUPPLIMENT PLZ ”
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“ santa banta se- yaar i'm going ka kya matlab hota hai batao?
banta - mai ja raha hu...............!
santa - are jate jate matlab to batake jao...! ”
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“ Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi
Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse
Bijli Paani ke bill aur
Karz mein dubi property tere naam hogi ”
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“ Ek pyare se sms ki ummeed laga rakhi hai..
Hamne nazre screen par tika rakhi hai..
Par ummeed kaise ho poori??
Busy logon se dosti jo bana rakhi hai ”
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“ Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?”
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“ Baah fadke rok lende
je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde
je tere jeha koi hor hunda ”
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“ Na Caroodo Me
Na Laakho Me
Na Hazaaro Me
Na Chaand Me
Na Sitaaro Me
Humne Aapko Dekha Hai...
CHAPPAL Churate Hue Gurudwaro Me. ”
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“ Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq, vahan mohabbat,
Jahan mohabbat vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan MOOV laga lena.”
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“ Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se bachaaya karo,
Aankhon mein Kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin,
Plz Galli mein Nimbu-Mirch latkaaya karo.”
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“ 1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayad usko
lekin moblie bill se Darti thi.”
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“ Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre confuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna. ”
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“ Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai”
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“ Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.... ”
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“ Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.. ”
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“ Wo hamari zindagi mein kuchh is tarah se aaye
Wo hamari zindagi mein kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet mein saand ghus aaye.. ”
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“ Apne pyaar ko mat chupao...
Ise zaroorat hai jatane ki...
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao...
Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki...
Ab aur Perfume mat lagao...
Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki...”
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“ Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Allah kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!! ”
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“ Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
Jisko aankh maari thi...
Woh sendal kitni bhari thi,
Jo usne sar pe maari thi...”
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“ Kanjoosi ka National award diya jayega
Aap ka naam sub se pehle liya jayega
Galti se bhi sms na karna
Warna Award haath se nikal jayega! ”
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“ duur sahi majbuur sahi yaad tumhari aati hai
duur sahi majbuur sahi yaad tumhari aati hai
tum saans wahan lete ho tum saans wahan lete ho badbuu yahan aati hai. ”
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“ HUM FIZAON KE RUKNE KA INTEZAAR NAHI KARTE
HUM HAWAON KE THAMNE KA INTEZAAR NAHI KARTE
JAB DIL KARTA HAI TO KAR LETE HAI SMS
HUM KANJUSON KE SMS KA INTEZAAR NAHI KARTE ”
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“ How chinese gave their child name?
Ans:- They through a spoon on a bowl and what sounds came from the bowl tey kept it as their child name. ”
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“ AAJKAL SMS KA BAHUT CHLAN HO GAYA
LADKE KE MOBILE MEIN ME GAJAB HO GAYA
USKI GIRLFRIEND KA NAAM LAVLEE THA
PAR MOBILE ME AATE HI LALAN HO GAYA ”
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“ Quyamat ke din farishte ne sabse kaha:-
apne apne gunah paper pe likho
sab ne apne apne gunah likhe
achanak aapki awaj aayi
Sir,
SUPPLIMENT PLZ ”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ santa banta se- yaar i'm going ka kya matlab hota hai batao?
banta - mai ja raha hu...............!
santa - are jate jate matlab to batake jao...! ”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi
Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse
Bijli Paani ke bill aur
Karz mein dubi property tere naam hogi ”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Ek pyare se sms ki ummeed laga rakhi hai..
Hamne nazre screen par tika rakhi hai..
Par ummeed kaise ho poori??
Busy logon se dosti jo bana rakhi hai ”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
”-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Baah fadke rok lende
je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde
je tere jeha koi hor hunda ”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Na Caroodo Me
Na Laakho Me
Na Hazaaro Me
Na Chaand Me
Na Sitaaro Me
Humne Aapko Dekha Hai...
CHAPPAL Churate Hue Gurudwaro Me. ”
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“ Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq, vahan mohabbat,
Jahan mohabbat vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan MOOV laga lena.”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se bachaaya karo,
Aankhon mein Kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin,
Plz Galli mein Nimbu-Mirch latkaaya karo.”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ 1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayad usko
lekin moblie bill se Darti thi.”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre confuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna. ”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.... ”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.. ”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Wo hamari zindagi mein kuchh is tarah se aaye
Wo hamari zindagi mein kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet mein saand ghus aaye.. ”
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“ Apne pyaar ko mat chupao...
Ise zaroorat hai jatane ki...
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao...
Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki...
Ab aur Perfume mat lagao...
Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki...”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Allah kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!! ”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
Jisko aankh maari thi...
Woh sendal kitni bhari thi,
Jo usne sar pe maari thi...”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ Kanjoosi ka National award diya jayega
Aap ka naam sub se pehle liya jayega
Galti se bhi sms na karna
Warna Award haath se nikal jayega! ”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“ duur sahi majbuur sahi yaad tumhari aati hai
duur sahi majbuur sahi yaad tumhari aati hai
tum saans wahan lete ho tum saans wahan lete ho badbuu yahan aati hai. ”
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“ YOU
R BUDHU??????????????
B- BEST IN ALL
U- UNDERSTANDING BY MIND
D- DECENT BY NATURE
H- HONEST BY HEART
U- U R UN4GETABLE
GOT IT
BUDHU ”
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“ with my
1 heart
2 eyes
5 litres blood
206 bones
1.2millions red cells
60 trillions D.N.A.S
i wish you all the very best best of luck..... ”
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“ PYAR means.......?
P...phone karna.
Y...yaad karna.
A...azaadi khona.
R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......! ”
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“ Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.”
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“ Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.”
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“ Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.”
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“ A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.”
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“ Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!”
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“ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!”
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“ Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them”
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“ Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects”
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“ I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap. -Scott E. Roeben”
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“ What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.”
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“ FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS”
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“ What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!”
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“ Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.”
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“ Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar!
But gal's father shoul have his own Bar.”
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“ May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty”
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“ Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain”
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“ Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai”
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“ Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....”
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“ Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti”
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“ Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND”
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“ have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!”
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“ In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise”
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“ When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I�m with u, U have money & Bar is open”
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“ I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue, I'd do anything my dear- Just to get away from you”
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“ Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein”
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“ Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte”
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“ Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear”
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“ Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi
Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan
Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya”
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“ U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media”
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“ Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey”
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“ Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai”
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“ Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain”
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“ It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS”
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“ Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth”
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“ Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.”
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“ In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?”
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“ Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.
Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.”
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“ People who do lots of work�make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work�make less mistakes,
People who do no work�make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes�get promoted.”
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“ J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !”
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“ Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga”
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“ Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN”
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“ Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai”
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“ Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.”
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“ When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.”
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“ Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy”
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“ Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.”
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“ Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana”
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“ A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa.”
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“ Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.”
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“ Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.”
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“ An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.”
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“ Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!”
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“ Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.”
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“ Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega.”
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“ Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.”
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“ it takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI”
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“ Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!”
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“ Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice ”
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“ If U Don�t Eat Junk food, Don�t Smoke, Don�t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site:
www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com”
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“ Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don�t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don�t parpoz d ROZ ROZ!”
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“ Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.”
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“ Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?”
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“ A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !”
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“ Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?”
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“ Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again”
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“ Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.”
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“ Dear reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U !”
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“ Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!”
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“ Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?”
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“ Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.”
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“ Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.”
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“ Ladka bola : �Dilruba�
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Aise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai”
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“ Interviewer to Sardar ji - I will check your mind.
Interviewer - Tell me Opposite of these :-
Interviewer - Good
Sardar - Bad
Interviewer - Come
Sardar - Go
Interviewer - Ugly
Sardar - Pichhly
Interviewer - Shut up
Sardar - Keep Talking
Interviewer - Get Out
Sardar - Come Inside
Interviewer - Oh My God!
Sardar - Oh My Devil!
Interviewer - You are rejected.
Sardar - I am Selected.”
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“ tusi bade hi gr8 ho,
rasgulle ki pl8 ho,
pepsi ka cr8 ho,
ande ka oml8 ho,
SMS karane mein bade le8 ho,
jalebi ki tarah str8 ho,
kher jo bhi ho mere fever8 ho....... ”
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“ achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smil rakhte ho..
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...
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“ aapke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai....... ”
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“ dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,
meri yaad mein aansoo bahakar bhi dekh,
SMS kya CALL bhi karenge,
ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar bhi dekh...... ”
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“ humare liye apne heart mein
jagah rakhiye ,mind mein nahi,
humein mind mein rakhna,
dangerous ho sakta hai,
kyunki hum mind blowing hai.... ”
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“ daaton ko barabar ghis dalne ka,
moti ke maafik chamka dalne ka,
haath mein cutting chai leke ,
sab friends log ko bol dalne ka-
"subah ho gayi mamu"bole toh...
good morning........ ”
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“ cheez bewafai se badhkar kya hogi,
gham-e-halat judaai se badhkar kya hogi,
jise deni ho saza 4 saal ke liye,
B.E ki padhai se badhkar kya hogi.... ”
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“ ek ladki thi dewaani si,
mobile lekar chalti thi,
nazre jhukaye mobile mein kuch karti thi,
jab bhi milti thi mujhse ,
yehi puchha karti thi,
yeh chalu kaise hota hai...?? ”
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“ tum ko dekha....
tum ko dekha....
tum ko dekha....
toh yeh khayal aaya,
paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya..... ”
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“ zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,
message box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai?
plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,
zindagi ka sawaal hai...... ”
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“ Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hua?
Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li. ”
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“ Munna Bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya kar ne ka?
Circuit: Simple bhai.Tension nahi lene ka, Bina sui ka injection lene ka. ”
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“ Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!”
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“ Ek c Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?”
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“ Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!”
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“ Dali dali dali
har dali per nazar dali,
har chaman per dali,
jis dali per nazar dali
woh mali ne kaat dali.”
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“ baazuon mein dum rakhta hoon,
dil mein gham rakhta hoon,
aapki dosti ke baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hoon,
pata tha mujhe sms ayega,
isiliye DISPRIN bhi saath rakhta hoon... ”
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“ kya mast air chal raele hai,
cow log grass eat kar raele hai,
dog log bark bark kar raele hai,
shaane log sms kar raele hai,
DHAKKAN log sms padh raele hai... ”
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“ Woh hamari gali me aaye�
Woh hamari gali me aaye�
Woh hamari gali me aaye�
Aur chillake bole�..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!”
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“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ”
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“ panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar
bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki
maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare
sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad. ”
