If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
Don’t walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!
That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles !
So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
when tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
asmaan me taro ka nazara tha,
Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi ?
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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1) Ishq kar deta hai bekrar,bhar deta hai pathar k dil mein pyaar,har 1
ko nahi milti zindagi ki ye bahar, kyunki ishq ka dusra naam hai
intezar….. ….
2) Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala “Chehara Janab ka.”
3) Baithe-Baithe jindgi barbad na kijiye. Jindgi milti hai kuchh kar
dikhane k liye. Roke agar aasman hamare raste ko. To taiyar ho jao aasman
jhukane k liye.
4) Aapki yad na aaye to hum bewafa, Aap bulao aur na aaye to hum bewafa,
Hume maarne k liye khanjar ki zarurat nahi,1bar nazar fer lo, na mar jaye
to hum bewafa.
5) Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,Kafan me lipti meri laash hogi…
Ae dafna ke janewalon unse keh do,Qabar me bhi unki tasvir mere saath
hogi….
6) Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai,par zindagi kisiki mehboob nahi
banti,tamanna leker jeete hain sab log,magar har tamanna TAQDIR nahi
banti… Good morning
7) Rangat teri zulfo ki ghatao ne churai
Khusboo tere anchal se hawao ne udai
Paimane ka dil na tut jaye to kahu main
Hai cheez gazab ki jo nigaho ne pilai
8)Na rahi aaj wo apni kahani, Na wo hasin din na wo raatein suhani, Phir
bhi hume aziz hai unki har nishaani, Chahe dil ka wo dard ho ya aankho ka
paani…
9) Kisike dil me basna bura to nahi,kisiko dil me basana khata to
nahi,gunah hai ye zamane ki nazar me to kya hua,zamaane wale bhi insaan
hain khuda to nahi.
10) Patti, patti Gulab ban jati
Har kali mehare khwab ban jati
aapne dali na kuch aisi mehkdana najre
warna
subhaki os bhi sharabh ban jati
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Udaasiyon Ka Sabab Jo Likhna
To Ye Bhi Likhna
Ke Chand Taare Sub Badal Gaye Hain
Wo Zinda Lamhe Jo Teri Raahon Main
Tere Aane Ke Muntazir Thay
Wo Thak Ke Saayon Main Dhal Gaye Hain
Wo Teri Yaadein Khayal Tere Ranj Tere ILzaam Tere
Wo Teri Aankhein Sawaal Tere
Wo Tum Se Mere Tumaam Rishte Bichar Gaye Hain
Udaasiyon Ka Sabab Jo Likhna
To Ye Bhi Likhna
In Honton Pe Na Mukkamal Hone Waali Duaon Ke Suraj
Pighal Gaye Hain
Ab Tumaam Sapne Hi Jal Gaye Hain
Gaalib ne apni GF ko Date par bulaya,
Wo late aayi to yeh sher sunaya :
Falak se sitaron ki baraat ja rahi hai,
Dusri ka time ho gaya tu a baa rahi hai…
Munna bhai sarkit se :
yaar sarkit mujhe ek nurse se pyar ho gaya hai, love letter me kya likhu ?
Sarkit: Simple hai bhai –
Dear Sister, I LOVE YOU,
Tumhara Munna Bhai…
Jisne humko chaha use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha use hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo Dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake…
Mere pyar ki who had puchhte hai…
Dil me kitni jagah hai yeh puchhte hai…
Chahte hai hum unhi ko kyon itna,
Iski bhi who wajah puchhte hai…
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ’sa Law’ kehta hai?
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge
Kho Gayi Main
kisi ne chura liya kyun mujhe dikhte nahi,
hai mujhse roothkar chup-chaap baithe kahi,
kyu is mousam mein aati hai bahut yaad,
aur kaha kho gayi hu main dil lagane ke baad.
Dil Mein Basa Ke Rakhna
Hothon pe pyaar ka tarana rakhna,
dil mein pyaar ka fasana rakhna,
hum dil-o jaan se chahte hain aapko,
bus hume apne dil mein basa ke rakhna.
Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.
LOG MUHABBAT KO KHUDA KA NAAM DETE HAIN,
AUR AGAR KARO TO ILZAAM DETE HAIN,
WO DO DILON KO MILA TO NAHIN SAKTE,
PAR EK-DUSRE KO ZUDAA ZAROOR KAR DETE HAIN.
AASHIKON KE DIL ME SAMANDAR HOTA HAI,
ISKI HAR BOOND ME ISHQ HOTA HAI,
JAB YE FOOT PADTA HAI AANKHON SE,
TO ISE ROK PAANAA BADA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI.
IN ANKHO KO DEKH KAR CHAAND BHI SHARMA JAYE….
AYE JAANAM HUMARI GUJARISH ZARA SUN LO….
APNI PALKEN JHUKAYE HI RAKHNA…….
KAHIN HUMSE KOI KHATA NA HO JAYE….
Aap soch rahe hai ki aap ko bhula rakha hai,
aap ko dil mein chhupa rakha hai,
koi dekh na le aapko isiliye,
aankhon ki palkon ko jhukha rakha hai….
apni agooosh main ik rooz chupa loo muj ko…
gham-e-dunya se maree dost bacha loo muj ko…
unn ko de di hai isharoon main ijjazat main ne….
mangnay se na millon to chura loo muj ko…
Mari Chahtain Tum Se
meri chahtain tum sy alag kab hain….
dill ki battain tum se chuppi kab hain….
tum sath rahoo dill main dharkan ki jagga…
phir zindagi ko sansoo ki zaroorat kab hai…
JIS SHAAM:
JIS SHAAM MERE LAB PAR TERA NAAM NA AAYE,
KHUDA KARE AISI SHAAM NA AAYE….
AYE JAAN-E-SHAHIL YE KABHI MUMKIN HI NAHIN,
MAIN GHAZAL LIKHUN AUR TERA NAAM NA AAYE.
RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE :
CHAAND AGAR NIKAL AAYE,
TO YE RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE
TUM BHI AGAR AA JAO KAREEB,
TO MAUSAM AUR BHI RUMANI HO JAYE.
AB AUR NA TADPAO AA BHI JAAO..
Raat hogi to chand bhi dhuai dege,
khayalo mai tumhe wo chehre dikhayi dege,
ye mohabbat hai zara sonch ke karna,
ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega……..
pyaar phoolon se ladi ek daali hai…
pyaar shabnam ke rukh ki laali hai…
haar kar bhi jeetta hai wo…
pyaar ki reet hi nirali hai….
jidhar dekhta hoon…tu aathi nazar hain…
dil aur jaan hain tu hi…tu hi jighar hain…
tuje poojtha hoon mein…tuje kya khabar hain…
tere pyaar par mujpe hua ye asar hain…
yaad ko yaad karoo to yaad bankar rah jaunga….
saath tere choda to pyaar bankar rah jaunga…
tere bina ek pal kaise katunga ye bata…
ye jhilmil si aankhein main kise dikhaunga ye bata…
Aankhen unchi hui to dua ban gayi,
aankhen nichi hui to haya ban gayi,
jo jhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi,
aur uth kar jhuki to ADAA ban gayi.
teri awaaz ne mujpar ya asar kar diya….
mohabbat meri tapdapti thi isi soch mein….
kabhi na suna tha is beghane ko…..
fhir bhi ek kashish si ranj paida karti thi….
Pyar ka to Dushman Zamana hai,
Har Aashiq ke Pyarka apna hi fasana hai.
Sab ko pata hai Ansu hi milte hai Pyar me,
Phir bhi kyoun har koi Pyar me Deewana hai…
Jise dil ka kalam or mohabbat ki ink kahate hai,
jise lamho ki kitab or yaado ka covar kehate hai,
yahe wo subjaet hai jise log friendship kahte hai.
Hum umeedo ki duniya basaate rahe
Vo bhi har kadam par aazmaate rahe
Jab mohabbat ke imtihaan mein marna pada
Humne jaan dedi aur vo kasmein khaate rahe
Ab na koshish karenge unhe bhulaane ki
jinki aadat hai binn baat rooth jaane ki
vo chaahe toh bhool jaaye hamein sapna samajh kar
magar hamein aadat nahin apno ko dil se bhulaane ki
Tumse dosti karke har khushi meri taraf muskuraane lagi
meri tanha raaton mein bhi geet tere pyar ke gaane lagi
hue hai bas do hi din aapse miley hue par
yeh DOSTI aapki mere dil mein ghar banaane lagi
Dosti Ghazal hai gungunaane ke liye
Dosti nagma hai sunaane ke liye
yeh vo jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin
kyunke hosla chaahiye DOSTI nibhaane ke liye
Yun mili jo nigaahe dosti ittefaq hogayi
Raah mein chalte chalte tumse mulaaqat hogayi
Jab se basaaya hai tumhe nigaaho mein
Pata na chala kab din kab raat hogayi
Iss zamane se bohat alag ho aap
Vo khush kismat hai jiske paas ho aap
Hamare liye vo waqt hi haseen hai
Jab hamein yaad karke dil se muskura lete ho aap
Kabhi kisi baat ko dil se na lagaana
agar koi gham ho toh hamein zaroor bataana
tumhare liye hamare paas waqt hi waqt hai
jab dil bhar aaye toh chale aana
Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari…
Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar
Hasaati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar
Milaati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar
Phir bhi kyu dosti chodkar lowg karte hai pyar
shyaad fursat nahi hai ruthne manane ki,
Nigahe badal gai apne or begano ki,
tum na chodna haath dosti ka,
warna tamanna na rahegi dost banane ki.
Sitaro ki bheed se churaaya hai apko
Dil se apna dost banaaya hai apko
Iss dil ko tootne na dena kabhi…
Kyun ke…Iss dil ke kone mein chupaaya hai apko
Ae dost zindagi bhar mujhse dosti nibhaana
dil ki koi bhi baat humse kabhi na chupaana
sath chalna mere tum dukh sukh mein
bhatak jau mein jo kabhi sahi raasta dikhlaana
Tere aane se zindagi mein bahaar aagayi
dost tu kabhi dil se door na jaana
ho agar hatta humse koi anjaane mein toh
yun khafa na rehna hamein zaroor bataana
Tum kya milley har khushi mil gayi
teri dosti har andhere ko ujaale mein badal gayi
yunhi nibhaate rehna dosti sath dena har kadam pe mera
teri dosti kya mili hamein toh duniya ki har cheez mil gayi
kadam kadam pe hawaon se taaluk rakhna
dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna
hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi
aap bas apne dil ka darwaaza khula rakhna
Dard se hamara rishta na jodna
ae dost kabhi hamein tanha na chodna
milenge aur bhi dost tumhein zindagi ke safar mein
hamari guzaarish hai tumse ke humse muh na modna
Teri dosti kya mili mujhe jeene ka sahaara milgaya
dhoobi hu kashti ko kinaara milgaya
duao mein maangte thei apne khuda se ek dost
aaj dekho hamein sab se pyaara dost milgaya
Badi muddat se chaaha hai tujhe
Badi duao se paaya hai tumhe
Tujhe bhoolne ki soche bhi toh kaise dost
Kismat ki lakeeron se churaaya hai tumhe
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1) Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own
2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so
choose the best place where you would shine..
3) Falling down is not defeat…
defeat is when your refuse to get up…
4) Ship is always safe at shore… but is is not built for it
5) When your successful your well wishers know who
you are when you are unsuccessful
you know who your well wishers are
6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults;
greater to tell him/her
7) “To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world
8) “Even the word ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ says ‘I M POSSIBLE’ ”
9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your
life makes all the difference.
