Once three cheethis were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’
Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’
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Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one..
you know the reason .. Why ?
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Every Morning You Are The 1st Thing That Come To My Mind,
I Wish I Would Start My Day With You In My Bed.
I Love Your Feel To My Lips,
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Khuda Kare Tera Mobile Kho Jaye,
Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye,
Sms Karun Ladkiyonko, Naam Tera Aaye,
Maar Tujhe Pade Aur Kaleja Mera Thanda Ho Jaye…
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Ek baar cheenti ko dekhne haathi k ghar wale aaye,
Haathi ne cheenti ko pasand kar liya par cheenti ne haathi se shadi karne ko mana kar diya…
Batao kyun?
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Feeling Bored?
Think Of Me.
Feeling Sad?
Call Me.
Feeling Lonely?
See Me.
Feeling Sleepy?
Dream Of Me.
Feeling Hungry?
Call Me First,
Don’t Go Alone…
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Great People Talk About Ideas.
Average People Talk About Things.
Small People Talk About Other People,
And Legends Never Talk…
but…
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Shahjahan Ne Tajmahal Ki Har Minaroko Dekha,
Har Khidki Ko Dekha, Har Diwaroko Dekha,
Aur Bola
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Aaj Didar,
Kal Yaar,
Parso Pyar,
Phir Ikrar,
Phir Intezar,
Phir Takrar,
Phir Darar, **********************************************
You Are The One One Who Can Cure My Sleepless Nights.
By Giving Me Your Picture To Put On My Beside.
Will Work Wonders To
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