Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know –it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
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Teacher to a Sardar: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
Sardar: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love your daughter.
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Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Woh RAM ke Mandir me gaya,
Ram ne kaha"Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi."
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Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!!
Chinti Boli, "Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umar kabar khodne mai bitegi..!!"
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Santa Banta Ko 3 live bomb mile, Police Ko dene chale,
Santa : agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
