Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
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Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
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Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
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What are the difference between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!
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Words and hearts should be handled with care... for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.
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Keep the race through God's good grace. Lift up your eyes and seek His face. Life with its way b4 us lies. Christ is the path and Christ is the Price.
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Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty, search 4 beauty and you shall find love, search for love and you shall find God, search for God and you shall have them all!
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When earthly help s no avail, there s 1 fren who wil never fail. Just lift ur eyes, d answer s there. For nobody knows d power of prayer. Have a worry free day.
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God has a reason 4 allowing things to happen, we may never understand,his wisdom but we simply have 2 trust his will. God bless you all the way.
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A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling!
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Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life. Gud AM.
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1 tree can start a forest; 1 smile can start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend can make life worth living for.
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
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He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
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Keep the race through God's good grace. Lift up your eyes and seek His face. Life with its way b4 us lies. Christ is the path and Christ is the Price.
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Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty, search 4 beauty and you shall find love, search for love and you shall find God, search for God and you shall have them all!
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When earthly help s no avail, there s 1 fren who wil never fail. Just lift ur eyes, d answer s there. For nobody knows d power of prayer. Have a worry free day.
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God has a reason 4 allowing things to happen, we may never understand,his wisdom but we simply have 2 trust his will. God bless you all the way.
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A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling!
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Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life. Gud AM.
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1 tree can start a forest; 1 smile can start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend can make life worth living for.
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
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He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
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I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
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I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
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I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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