“ har khushi teri taraf mor doon tere liye chand tare tak tor doon khusion k
darwaze tere liye khol doon itna kafi hai ya 2 4 jhoot aur bol doon”
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“ aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal,
shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya....... ”
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“ jawab to mil jate hai,
kabhi difficult sawaal toh bhejo,
forward toh bahut karte ho,
kabhi khud ka khayal toh bhejo..... ”
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“ agar tum ho haseen ,toh bure hum bhi nahi,
agar tum rehte ho mahalon mein,
toh sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho.....hoon mein shadi shuda,
to kaan khol kar soon lo ...
kunware to hum bhi nahi..... ”
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“ Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana.
Dulha bechain tha,
sunne ko gana.
Dulhan ne shuru kiya...
BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA. ”
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“ I mix Rum in water and got drunk.I mix Brandy in water and got drunk.I mix WHISKY in water and got drunk again.Now I have decided never to drink water again!!! ”
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“ PIMPLE PIMPLE LITTLE STAR SAARE KANJUS MERE YAAR JOH, MUJHE PHONE YA SMS NAA KARE USKE MOOH PAR PIMPLE HO JAAYE CHAAR BAAR BAAR LAGATAAR. ”
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“ Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world� so plz start teeth brushing regularly ”
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“ Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de ”
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“ Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai”
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“ Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya. ”
