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“ I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me. ”
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“ If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ”
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“ Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...”
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“ First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.”

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