Who’s Hot?
Its You.
Who’s Charming?
Its You.
Who’s Sweets?
Its You.
Who’s Sexy?
Its You.
Who’s Darling Of Millions?
You
And Who’s Lier?
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Me
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Once three cheethis were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’
Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’
This is my Leg…
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Once Haathi and Cheenti were riding on their motor bikes, they were driving normally, following traffic rules, had their helmet and also all other things regarding traffic rules in place. There was Police Checkpost in the way..
The cop stopped both, inspected papers, license etc of cheenti (the Ant) and let her go then the COP took the license of Haathi(the elephant) he examined his license and then him, then again his license and then him. Though his license was authentic, still COP asked him to stay ..
Do you know why ???
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Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one..
you know the reason .. Why ?
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Hum Bigadte Hai To Bhuchaal Aajata Hai,
Hum Machalte Hai To Toofan Machal Jaata Hai,
Humko Na Karo Koshish Badalneki,
Hum Badalte Hai To ITIHAAS BADAL JAATA Hai…
*************************************Khuda Kare Tera Mobile Kho Jaye,
Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye,
Sms Karun Ladkiyonko, Naam Tera Aaye,
Maar Tujhe Pade Aur Kaleja Mera Thanda Ho Jaye…
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Ek baar cheenti ko dekhne haathi k ghar wale aaye,
Haathi ne cheenti ko pasand kar liya par cheenti ne haathi se shadi karne ko mana kar diya…
Batao kyun?
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From Monday To Sunday
January To December,
Birth To Death,
My Feelings About You Will Never Change,
To Me You Were,
You Are
And You Always Be A
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Shahjahan Ne Tajmahal Ki Har Minaroko Dekha,
Har Khidki Ko Dekha, Har Diwaroko Dekha,
Aur Bola
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