Mera Dil Jigar Kidney Liver Ho Tum,
Waqt Bewaqt Aye Woh Fever Ho Tum,
Doobkar Jisme Kho Jaun Wo River Ho Tum,
Jeeven Me Ab To Forever Ho Tum…
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Aap ke haath main mobile hai
Chrere pe smile hai
SMS ke acchi khasi file hai
Phir bhi aap SMS nahi karte
yaar, yeh kaisa style hai…!
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Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho.
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??
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Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
Par maine usko jala diya agarbatti samajhkar…
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Muhabbat Mujhe bhi hai, Muhabbat Tujhe bhi hai,
Mujhe nahi koi Shubah ki teri muhabbat main koi kami bhi hai,
Jab tune hosh bhi naa sambhala tha,
Tab bhi uss mohabbat ka bolbala tha..
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Zindagi behaal hai
Na sur hai na taal hai,
SMS box bhi kangal hai,
Kya apki sms factory me hadtal hai,
Kuch sms to karo
Mere mobile ki zindagika sawal hai…
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when you breathe, you respire!
WAH WAH
when you breathe, you respire!
wah wah
when you dont breathe,you expire!
wah wah kya baat hai.
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Hum dua karte hai khudase ke
Wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek hi cartoon jaisi chiz hai hamare paas
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye…
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Arz hai..jab jab tum angdayi lete ho,
dum hamara nikal jaata hai,
Aye zalim deodorant lagane me
Tumhara kya jaata hai…
