Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women
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A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily.
This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was "" There should not be last coach in any train ...""
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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this the man replies, " Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,"Wash Basin".
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Four Sardarji's were waiting a on Railway Platform for the "Punjab Mail".
As they were waiting an announcement is made about the train running late by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10 am will now start at 12 noon. Since there is lots of time to kill the four sardarjis decide to go out into the city to spend the time. When they get back to the station they see "Punjab Mail" just leaving the platform. So sardarjis start running desperately to board the train.. One of them manages to catch the 6th boggie Another got almost the last boggie and the other two got left behind. When the two Sardarji 's who managed to get into the train met each other in one of the bogies they started laughing uncontrollably. They go on laughing .....laughing ....and?? laughing. Now the other passengers get bit curious and one of them asked the Sardarji's ....
"Arre, what's so funny ? Why are you both laughing so madly?
One of the Sardarji's managed to reply"
Actually the two who were supposed to take this train got left behind ........we ...just came to see them off !!!!!!!!!!"
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Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed..
There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry .... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.
But don't worry .. we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
